To Little Man, while he 'helps' me do kitchen chores: "We don't sit on the dishwasher, buddy."
To Honeybun, at dinner: "Honey, pasta goes in our mouth, not our ears."
To my husband, after Honeybun bumped her head: "Which table did she hit... Oh she'll be fine."
To the helpful Target employee, while looking for a cart: "Thanks for looking, but this is a shop along cart. I was looking for a shop along v2 cart."
To Little Man, while I am trying to prepare dinner: "Please don't shut your sister in the fridge."
To Honeybun, while she and Little Man are wrestling: "Don't tackle him too hard."
My husband to Honeybun, while Little Man was tickling her: "Be careful how you kick your brother."
To many curious people in public places: "Yes, one boy and one girl... No they're not identical twins."
And today's statement: "The blue crayon is not food, either." To Little Man, after he had sampled the purple and yellow crayons.
Babies making artwork for Daddy.
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